On Saturday I had to borrow my SIL's mini-van. There was a sun shade in the winshield area. I tried to wrap it up and it sprung to life and tried to attack me.
Really.
It did.
So, I try again. Because in my head I was reminded of the saying, "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
It attacked me. Again. I throw my arms up and try to run for cover but I'm already seat belted into the van. Thankfully no one saw. They would have thought I was some crazy person. Would hate for strangers to find something out like that about me so soon. And I'd also hate to confirm the suspicions of friends and family.
So, after the blasted thing calmed down, I chucked it in the backseat.
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