I have four loads of laundry sitting on my bed. I slept with them last night. They aren't folded. They are sitting there, clumped up, getting all wrinkly. (is that a word?)
Josh is on his way home from Utah right now. He's taking a "short cut" to get home by going through Nevada. I say "short cut" because whenever my husband takes a short cut he lengthens his drive by at least one hour. On one family vacation it resulted in an extra TWELVE hours. Yes, twelve. We still laugh and talk about it. Today even. I reminded him what his short cuts do but he thinks this one will be different.
Thinking of calling him and placing a bet.
The neighbor's llama hasn't been getting out lately. The other neighbors must have complained. I would have liked to because the dumb thing ate my plants in my front yard. He was good for too many laughs though to tattle on him.
On Sunday as we were pulling into our driveway we were greeted with a cow hoof. Oh? You don't believe me?

Yes, that's right. It was at our house. Who knows where it came from but I love that it ended up in front of our house.
We had friends over for dinner on Sunday night and they were telling us a hilarious story that makes the scene from Napoleon Dynamite not seem as bad.
Carlos (friend that came over) was saying how he and his BIL were out having a cow butchered in the front pasture. The rendering truck came and the cow is hanging there, everything spilled wide open when they hear a school bus approaching.
Sure enough the bus has to stop at the railroad tracks right beside the pasture.
Yes, the poor children were scarred that day. Am I awful to say I was laughing so hard at this? Had my daughter been on that bus she would have had quite the story when she came home from school that day!
Today I put pig tails in Spice's hair for the first time. They've been in for nearly four hours and she hasn't taken them out!
Because I feel I've had poor blogging material for you lately I've decided to go in the truck with my husband and children next week. If you'd like to send me a straight jacket, feel free.
I asked my mom if I'm the same on my blog as I am in person. She says yes. What say you?
I should be making food for next week but I'm blogging instead. You see the things I do for you? ;)
I thought I was going to be able to file my taxes today then realized I have one more statement coming. Boo. Looking forward to our refund!!
Neighbor's chickens are outside. Actually, they are roosters.
The laundry is still on the bed.
I'm thinking of getting rid of my iPhone.
I'm thinking of writing.
I want to go to a blog conference sometime.
I want to go to Tennessee. Soon.
Josh and I have heard people rave on and on about Nacho Libre. We watched it. End of story. But that's how I felt about the first time I watched Napoleon Dynamite, too. The second time I laughed so hard I cried. Maybe I need to watch Nacho again, huh?
I'm hungry.
I've been consuming corn tortillas like they're going outta style lately. I eat them at breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Last Friday evening we went to the grocery store for a couple of things and this couple kept staring at us. They were friendly enough so it didn't bug me but I noticed they just wouldn't quit. Finally, when we were in line to pay she came up to me. I thought maybe she wanted pointers on how to get the awesome look of the ponytail I was sporting or ask where I got my cool sweats from or how I get Spice to behave so horribly in the cart. But no. She wanted to know what bottle of wine we had in our cart.
Then she asked if I'd walk her to it. Then she told me her name and shook my hand. Her name was Mary.
And she was nice.
And I think it'd be nice to have another bottle of that wine.
































